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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4483788" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Three Lads In A PubThese three lads are drinking in a pubwhen this bloke come in and startsdrinking at the bar. After a while thebloke goes up to the group of lads,points at the one in the middle andsays, in a drunken slur, "I've shaggedyour Mum."The three lads look bewildered andthe bloke goes back to drinking atthe bar. Ten minutes later he comesback and announces, "Your Mum hassucked my penis."The three lads try and ignore him andhe goes back to the bar.After another ten minutes he comesback and shouts, "I've had your Mumup the arse."By now the lads have had enough andthe one in the middle stands up and says,"Look, Dad, you're pissed. Now fuckinggo home."==========The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole.Feel better?==========Three nuns were talking. The first nun says, "The other day, I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found pornographic magazines under his bed!"The second nun says, "I can top that. Yesterday I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found some condoms!"The other nuns asked, "What did you do with them?"The second nun said, "I poked holes in them."The third nun fainted.</blockquote>

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