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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4483297" data-attributes="member: 14320">Painting The ConventTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the lastinstruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even adrop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lockthe door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Whois it?", calls one of the nuns."Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harmcan come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door."Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"========What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?A Genealogist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks upyour family bush.========This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys handonto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he doeswithout hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", shesays. So in goes another one. She's really starting to getworked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like,"Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Putboth yourhands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Nowclap your hands", commands the girl."I can't", says the guy.The girl looks at him and says, "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".</blockquote>

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