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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4481739" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Cowboy Having DinnerA cowboy had just spent a week penned up in a cattle railcar, tending totheir needs until they reached their destination. Following theunloading of the cattle he headed to a restaurant for dinner. The onlyseat was next to a lady who looked wealthy and educated. He couldn'thelp overhearing her order."I'll have a breast of fowl, virgin fowl, make sure it's a virgin, catchit yourself, garnish my plate with onions, a cup of coffee, not too hot,not to cold, and open the window, I smell a cow, there must be a cowboyin here."Thoroughly pissed off, the cowboy placed his order. "I'll have a duck, afucked duck, make sure it's fucked, fuck it yourself, garnish my platewith horse shit, a cup of coffee, strong as Texas mule piss, blow thefoam off with a fart, and knock out the wall, I smell a cunt, there mustbe a whore in the house."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~An overworked hooker once said,"I must change the sheets on my bed...I've developed a rash,On the lips of my gash,and the inside's all puffy and red!"I'll bury my face in your bushAnd grab me two handfuls of tushI'll lick and I'll lingerMaybe insert a fingerTill you get an incredible rushI heard that she'd never say noTo oral sex. Just 10 bucks a blow.But when down on her knees,I said, "Oh, baby, pleaseMove up, you're too low, that's my toe!"There once was an old man from Wicket.Who asked a young lady to lick it.She promptly said no, And started to go,But she did tell him where he could stick it.</blockquote>

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