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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4464853" data-attributes="member: 14320">Playing With Her ToysThe little boy went over to the little girls house next door. Theirparents were at work. They played with her toys for a while and becamebored.The little boy turned to the girl and said, "I know a game we canplay." So they went in the kitchen. The little boy got twoplates out of the cabinet and some flour. The little boy put a cupof flour on each plate. The little boy said, "Now, what we do is squatover our plate and fart. Whoever blows up the biggest puff of flourwins." The little girl said, "You go first".So the little boy squatted over his plate and gave out a big grunt.Up came a little puff of flour. The little girl squatted down over herplate, gave out a grunt and blew all the flour off the plate. Thelittle boy said,"Wow, I've never seen anything like that, let me look at yourbutt!" The little girl bent over so he could see. The little boy lookedat her butt and said, "No wonder! You got one of them double barrels!"============Once upon a time these 2 gay guys were screwing when thedoorbell rang. The one in the back said, "Don't cumwithout me; I'm going to go get rid of whoever this is."The 'front' guy said he wouldn't. So, the 'back' guycomes back from answering the door to find cum shot ALLover the room, the bed, the dresser, etc.He yelled, "I told you not to cum without me!"The second guy said, "I didn't; I farted."</blockquote>

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