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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4458023" data-attributes="member: 14320">High-Rise Apartment BuildingOne day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartmentbuilding was out on her balcony, flapping the bed sheets to air them out, whensuddenly a great gust of wind caught the sheets and sent her over the edge,plummeting to her death.. "Oh, shit!" the woman thought, "what a stupid way to die."Without warning, a man on the 10th floor balcony stuck his arms out intothe air, catching the woman. Delirious from shock, the woman shouted "Oh, thankyou! You saved my life, thank you!"The man replied "Do you suck?" Stunned at this, the woman said "No, Idon't suck!"And with that, the man let go of her in the air. "Shit!" the womanthought as she began to plummet again. Suddenly, another set of man's arms grabbed heron the 9th floor."Thank God!" she screamed. " I would have died except that!" The manasked "Do you fuck?" Absolutely aghast at the question, the woman answered "No, Idon't fuck!"Once again, the arms that held her safe were no longer there. Fallingagain, the woman thought that she would surely die. Just then, a set of armsstretched out from the 7th floor. Not believing her luck, the woman shouted "I suck! Ifuck!""Slut..." the man said....and dropped her.------------Q. What do you call a Mexican after a vasectomy?A. A dry Martinez!Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?A. Men always miss themWhen you want a man to play with you, wear a full-length lacknightgown with buttons all over it. Sure it's uncomfortable, butit makes you look just like his remote control.</blockquote>

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