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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4442226" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">20 Ways In Which A Dildo Beats The Real Thing</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. It never goes limp on you</p><p>2. It doesn't make you pregnant.</p><p>3. It doesn't give you any nasty rashes or diseases.</p><p>4. You don't have to make it breakfast in the morning.</p><p>5. You don't have to listen to it's problems</p><p>6. It has a permanent hard-on and can keep going all night</p><p>7. It doesn't give you any shit</p><p>8. It will never fuck another woman</p><p>9. You never have to tell it you've got a headache</p><p>10. You never have to fake an orgasm</p><p>11. It never stands you up</p><p>12. It doesn't lie to you</p><p>13. It doesn't get angry if you're not in the mood</p><p>14. You don't feel obliged to fuck it just cos it happens to have a hard-on</p><p>15. It always makes sure you cum first</p><p>16. When you give it a blow job you don't have to swallow</p><p>17. It doesn't suffer from premature ejaculation</p><p>18. Doesn't need Viagra</p><p>19. You can put it in the cupboard and forget it's there.</p><p>20. It can give you a quickie any time you want</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A very good magician has hypnotized an entire audience. He has them under his complete control and they are willing do whatever he tells them to do. Unfortunately, at the vital moment, he trips over the microphone cord, lands on his ass and says "Shit!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4442226, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]20 Ways In Which A Dildo Beats The Real Thing[/COLOR][/B] 1. It never goes limp on you 2. It doesn't make you pregnant. 3. It doesn't give you any nasty rashes or diseases. 4. You don't have to make it breakfast in the morning. 5. You don't have to listen to it's problems 6. It has a permanent hard-on and can keep going all night 7. It doesn't give you any shit 8. It will never fuck another woman 9. You never have to tell it you've got a headache 10. You never have to fake an orgasm 11. It never stands you up 12. It doesn't lie to you 13. It doesn't get angry if you're not in the mood 14. You don't feel obliged to fuck it just cos it happens to have a hard-on 15. It always makes sure you cum first 16. When you give it a blow job you don't have to swallow 17. It doesn't suffer from premature ejaculation 18. Doesn't need Viagra 19. You can put it in the cupboard and forget it's there. 20. It can give you a quickie any time you want [B][COLOR="Red"]________[/COLOR][/B] A very good magician has hypnotized an entire audience. He has them under his complete control and they are willing do whatever he tells them to do. Unfortunately, at the vital moment, he trips over the microphone cord, lands on his ass and says "Shit!" [/QUOTE]
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