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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4439556" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Phunny ShortiesThe Italian had never played golf before and so he asked for some tipsbefore starting the game. The American decided to teach the Italian theproper way to putt a golf ball.The American said, "You take this stick and hit the balls so that theyroll into the hole." The American putted away and sank the ball from 20feet in a single stroke. The Italian replied,"In America, you leave your sticka outta and a putta your balls indahole, but in Italia, we put our sticka inna da hole and leave ourballs out!"rrrThe Perfect Breakfast - You're sitting at the breakfasst table and:- your son is on the box of Wheaties.- your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.- your wife is on the back of the milk carton.rrrA guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"She says, "What's that?"He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."rrrWe spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching themto walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shutup.rrrWhat did the doctor say to the nervous patient who was about to have acircumcision done?"It won't be long now....!!"rrrA pickle and and a penis were comparing woes. The pickle began, "When I get bigand fat and juicy, they cover me with seasoning and stick me in a jar.""That's nothing," said the penis, "When I get big and fat and juicy, they cover myhead with a plastic bag, stick me in a dark, smelly corridor, and make me do pushupsuntil I puke."</blockquote>

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