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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4355157" data-attributes="member: 14320">Exclusive Nudist ColonyLarry joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takesoff his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blondewalks by him and Larry immediately gets an erection.The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly andsays, "Sir, did you call for me?"Larry replies, "No, what do you mean?"She says, "You must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here thatif I give an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she thenleads him to the side of a pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls himto her and happily lets him have his way with her.Larry continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down,and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy manwith a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The huge mansays, "Sir, did you call for me?"Larry replies, "No, what do you mean?"The huge man says, "You must be new here, it is a rule that when youfart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spinsLarry around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.Larry rushes back to the colony office. The smiling naked receptionistgreets him, "May I help you?"Larry says, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500joining fee."The receptionist replies, "But Sir, you've only been here a couple ofhours, you only saw a small fraction of our facilities...."Larry explains, "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on once amonth, but I fart 15 times a day. Thanks but - No thanks!"======The other day, Mike was seeing his shrink, and he asked what Mike lookedfor in a woman. Naturally Mike replied, "Big tits."The shrink clarified, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."Mike replied, "Oooh, OK, seriously Bigggg TITS.""No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want tospend the rest of your life with?" queried the psychiatrist.Mike just sat there on his couch laughing until his gut hurt. "Spend therest of my life with one woman?" Mike replied, "Forget it, No woman'stits are that big."</blockquote>

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