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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4339635" data-attributes="member: 14320">Phunny ShortiesTim: Sam, I hear you just got married again.Sam: Yes, for the fourth time.Tim: What happened to your first three wives?Sam: They all died, Tim.Tim: How did that happen?Sam: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.Tim: How terrible! And your second?Sam: She ate poison mushrooms.Tim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too?Sam: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.Tim: I see; an accident.Sam: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.:::A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!":::A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".:::A guy goes into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one ofhis ears, a carrot stuck in one nostril, and a cucumber in the otherear.The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you're not eating right"</blockquote>

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