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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4318505" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden,"what did you and Eve do today?""We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently."Did you eat of the forbidden tree?" asked God."Yes, Lord, we did," Adam confessed."And then what did you do?" God asked."We made mad, passionate love all afternoon.""Where is Eve now?" the Lord bellowed."She's down at the brook washing herself out.""Oh, no," the Lord moaned." Now all my fish are going to smell like PUSSY!"=====Did you hear about the blonde who got a Toy Poodle for her Birthday??She Killed It Trying To Get The Batteries Up It's Ass!=====A teacher asks an Arkansas redneck girl to use the word "handsome" in asentence.She says, "When I'm suckin' dick and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome."=====A shiftless young fellow of KentHad his wife fuck the landlord for rent.But as she grew older,The landlord grew colder,And now they live out in a tent.=====A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed andlonely. I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, andeverybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?""I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lieface down on that couch."=====Q: What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after….you dump a load into it.Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?A: A woman that won't do what she's told.Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?A: You make new friends every day.</blockquote>

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