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lan evo 6......

hi,can i ask about the evo 6?
hows the car reliability? is car's engine parts expensive?
(im noob in cars ><)

Need advice on tuning..

which is best way of engine tuning @ WOT for turbo car :

fuel :97ron
boost :2bar & below

a) aggressive ign timing + 10-11.5afr

b) moderate ign timing + 12-12.5afr

hope sifu2 wanna share some useful tuning...

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