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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4300376" data-attributes="member: 14320">A newly married man asked his redheaded trophywife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn'tleft me a fortune?""Darlin'," she purred, "I'd have married you nomatter WHO left you a fortune!"=====There was a bleached blond named Dolores,Who had an unusual clitoris.It's location remote,Was deep in her throat,Where she douched with a touch of Lavoris!=====Why are blondes like pianos?When they aren't upright, they're grand.What do blondes do for foreplay?Remove their underwear.=====Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says toDolly:"I was artificially inseminated this morning.""I don't believe you," said Dolly."It's true, no bull!"=====A dyslexic man walks into a bra.Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse ... you go between periods and you are expected tocome.=====Little Johnny was taking confession, and he told the priest that he washaving impure thoughts about his sister. "Is this a sin, Father?" heasked. The priest nodded and said, "Yes, Little Johnny, indeed, it is asin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have."=====Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?A: The pickpocket snatches your watch.Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and ayeast infection?A: An itchy, twitchy twat.I always ask atheists: If there is no God, then who pops up the nextKleenex?Thought for the day:It's a strange world of language in which skatingon thin ice can get you into hot water.=====There Once Was A Girl From NantucketWhose Pussy Was Big As A BucketI Put My Dick InAnd Said With A GrinI'm Gonna Need A Fence Post To Fuck It</blockquote>