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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4270160" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">PLEASE HIRE ME</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Do you know of anyone hiring? Rosalie is in search of a job, can ya help a</p><p>sista out or give her suggestions on her resume.</p><p></p><p>Thanks</p><p>_____________________________________________________ PLEAS</p><p></p><p>Resume of: Rosalie Anastasia Shanekia "Pookie" Eucalyptus Jones</p><p></p><p>ADDRESS: 2036 South Side Skreet, Compton, CA 11122</p><p></p><p>PHONE: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th</p><p></p><p>OBJECTIVE: To one day fulfill my dream of being a Soul Train dancer and you</p><p>know just gitting my life togetha and stuff.</p><p></p><p>I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist you know what I mean</p><p>(Beauty Speciacalist) there is in my hood.</p><p></p><p>SKILLS: I do hurh (hair) and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and</p><p>weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I do braids in any texture</p><p>or color: synthetic or real human hurh. Black, blonde, brown, dark brown,</p><p>dark black, gold blonde, dark gold blonde, red, maroon, blue and rainbo</p><p>colors.</p><p></p><p>EDUCATION:</p><p>***THE "GET YOURS" HOME CORRESPONDENCE COURSE, INC. BIG MAMA'S</p><p>***HOUSE OF HAIR N' NAILS N' FRIED CHICKEN N' STUFF (graduated with honors</p><p>for the most extensions done in a year's time).</p><p></p><p>WORK EXPERIENCE:</p><p></p><p>Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait N' Tackle Shop</p><p>(January 10, 1998 - January 30, 1998) Reason for leaving: Big Daddy kept</p><p>hitting on me.</p><p></p><p>My Baby's Daddy Day Care Center Car Wash & Shoe Repair (Nov. 2,</p><p>1998 - Nov. 10, 1998) Reason for Leaving: They tried to work a sistuh to</p><p>death and I got thangs ta do!</p><p></p><p>The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium (Mar. 1, 1998 - Nov. 1,</p><p>1998) I loveded this job cause they gaveded me a free tooth every month and</p><p>now I can spell my baby daddy name but they done up and fired me cause I let</p><p>one of my homeboys sniff that laughing gas. He just smelt it; he don't do</p><p>drugs no mo.</p><p></p><p>Kim Fung Toi's House of Rice & Skrimp & Stuff (you don't even wanna know). </p><p></p><p>Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube (Nov. 6, 1998 - Nov. 7,</p><p>1998) Reason for Leaving: (Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on</p><p>an overflow over activator).</p><p></p><p>The Ike Turner Hoe Slap Recovery Center (They have lovely accommodations;</p><p>yes, I worked there and was a patient too) Reason for Leaving: Center</p><p>closed down cause Tina Turner done refused Ike's request to give us a benefit</p><p>concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina done got beside hurself</p><p>since she a big star.</p><p>He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush, Tennessee.</p><p></p><p>References: Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet)</p><p>Hezakiah Clevestus "the playa" Jones (my mama's sister's brother-in-law</p><p>half-brother)</p><p></p><p>The Right Reverend Aliza Benjamin Ineedadrank O'Grady (Pastor of The Greater</p><p>Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy</p><p>Rosary Latter Day Seventh Advent Saints Episcapaleen Sanctified</p><p>Non-Denominational Baptist Church, Inc. (a not-for-profit agency).</p><p></p><p>Note: All time periods unaccounted for above when I wasn't working are "none</p><p>of yo' business but I was not on no welfare cause I done always worked at</p><p>something nother."</p><p></p><p>Resume by The Professional Resume People, Inc. of South Central</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">7777777777777777777</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">HEAD HOG</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the head</p><p>hog at the trough?"</p><p></p><p>The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who?"</p><p></p><p>The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"</p><p></p><p>She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as</p><p>'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head</p><p>hog at the trough'!"</p><p></p><p>To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the</p><p>building fund...."</p><p></p><p>To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think the big fat pig</p><p>just walked in!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4270160, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]PLEASE HIRE ME[/COLOR][/B] Do you know of anyone hiring? Rosalie is in search of a job, can ya help a sista out or give her suggestions on her resume. Thanks _____________________________________________________ PLEAS Resume of: Rosalie Anastasia Shanekia "Pookie" Eucalyptus Jones ADDRESS: 2036 South Side Skreet, Compton, CA 11122 PHONE: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th OBJECTIVE: To one day fulfill my dream of being a Soul Train dancer and you know just gitting my life togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist you know what I mean (Beauty Speciacalist) there is in my hood. SKILLS: I do hurh (hair) and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I do braids in any texture or color: synthetic or real human hurh. Black, blonde, brown, dark brown, dark black, gold blonde, dark gold blonde, red, maroon, blue and rainbo colors. EDUCATION: ***THE "GET YOURS" HOME CORRESPONDENCE COURSE, INC. BIG MAMA'S ***HOUSE OF HAIR N' NAILS N' FRIED CHICKEN N' STUFF (graduated with honors for the most extensions done in a year's time). WORK EXPERIENCE: Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait N' Tackle Shop (January 10, 1998 - January 30, 1998) Reason for leaving: Big Daddy kept hitting on me. My Baby's Daddy Day Care Center Car Wash & Shoe Repair (Nov. 2, 1998 - Nov. 10, 1998) Reason for Leaving: They tried to work a sistuh to death and I got thangs ta do! The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium (Mar. 1, 1998 - Nov. 1, 1998) I loveded this job cause they gaveded me a free tooth every month and now I can spell my baby daddy name but they done up and fired me cause I let one of my homeboys sniff that laughing gas. He just smelt it; he don't do drugs no mo. Kim Fung Toi's House of Rice & Skrimp & Stuff (you don't even wanna know). Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube (Nov. 6, 1998 - Nov. 7, 1998) Reason for Leaving: (Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on an overflow over activator). The Ike Turner Hoe Slap Recovery Center (They have lovely accommodations; yes, I worked there and was a patient too) Reason for Leaving: Center closed down cause Tina Turner done refused Ike's request to give us a benefit concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina done got beside hurself since she a big star. He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush, Tennessee. References: Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet) Hezakiah Clevestus "the playa" Jones (my mama's sister's brother-in-law half-brother) The Right Reverend Aliza Benjamin Ineedadrank O'Grady (Pastor of The Greater Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Latter Day Seventh Advent Saints Episcapaleen Sanctified Non-Denominational Baptist Church, Inc. (a not-for-profit agency). Note: All time periods unaccounted for above when I wasn't working are "none of yo' business but I was not on no welfare cause I done always worked at something nother." Resume by The Professional Resume People, Inc. of South Central [B][COLOR="Red"] 7777777777777777777[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]HEAD HOG[/COLOR][/B] One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who?" The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!" To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the building fund...." To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!" [/QUOTE]
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