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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4163046" data-attributes="member: 14320">Across The DesertA nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realizedhalfway across that the camel they were using for transportation wasabout to die.They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to theirrescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were notgoing to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they discussedtheir predicament in great depth. Finally the priest said to the nun,"You know, Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thingI've wanted here on earth to see a woman naked. Would you mind takingoff your clothes so I can look at you?"The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreedto take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well,Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked, either.Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nunexclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging between yourlegs?"The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. IfI put it in you, it creates a new life.""Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel assand lets get the hell out of here!"===================Blonde Moments!Rachel and Lena two blondes were sitting down to their usual morningcup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio."There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency hasbeen declared" the weather report said."You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."Rachel says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from her coffee.The next day they're sitting down with their morning cups ofcoffee and the weather forecast is "There will be 2 to 4 inchesof snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared.You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Again Rachel says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from her coffee.Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups ofcoffee and the weather forecast is "There will be 6 to 8 inchesof snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared.You must park your cars on the..."and then the power goes out andRachel doesn't get the rest of the instructions.She turns to Lena and says "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" And Lena replies "Aw, Rachel, just leave the car in the garage today."</blockquote>

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