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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4155802" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dies And Goes To HeavenOn this particular day the husband has a bad feeling his wife ischeating on him, so he decides to come home early. Sure enough as hepulls up, there's a strange car out the front. He pushes the front dooropen, when he hears his wife puffing and panting upstairs. So he boundsup there. There on the bed is his wife with her legs wide open, unawareof his presence and the window wide open. As the husband looks out hesees a man running up the street doing his pants up.He is so out raged that he picks up the nearest thing, which is thewardrobe and throws it at the bloke running down the street. Well, thebloke dies instantly, now the husband suddenly realizes the extent ofwhat he's done, has a heart attack and dies.When he gets to the pearly gates of heaven, he meets two other men. Heturns to the first one and says, "How did you die?" "Well" says thefirst one "I was late for work and I was running down the street stillhalf dressed and doing my pants up, when some cunt threw a fuckingwardrobe at me! How did you die?"The husband replies "I was coming home from work early cause I knew mywife was cheating on me, so I went up to our room and sure enough shewas spread eagled and he was running up the road doing his pants up so Ithrew a wardrobe at him, had an attack of conscience and bloody died ofa heart attack!"They both turn to the third guy and ask "How did you die?" the third onereplies "I was sleeping with some guys wife when the asshole husbandcame home, so I hid in the wardrobe and some cunt threw it out thewindow!&&& A ninety year old lady is on her way to the gynecologist due to a itchy rash in her puss...When she gets there the doctor checked her out and asked "when is the last time you've had sex?"The old lady tells the doctor that she is still a virgin.He checks her out again and the doctor tells the lady, "I don't really have a medical term for this, so I will be blunt...Your cherry has rotted"</blockquote>

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