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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4154907" data-attributes="member: 14320">Heights!!!Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.Height of Pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.Height of Honesty: A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.Height of Foolishness: A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.Height of Revenge: A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.Height of Noise: Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.Height of Competition: A guy peeing against Niagara Falls.Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.Height of Technology: Condom with zip Sex Daffi-nitionsAussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.Beaver Leaver or Vagina Decliner: A homosexual.Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after abooze cruise at 3 in the morning.Bone of Contention: A hard-on that causes an argument. E.g. one thatarises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with hisgirlfriend.Budgie's Tongue: or Small Man In A Boat. The female erection.Double Bass: A sexual position in which the man enters the woman frombehind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and herBudgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that usedwhen playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is onehell of a lot different.Hand-to-Gland Combat: A vigorous masturbation session.Sperm Wail: A male verbal outburst during orgasm.2-Bagger: Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 tocover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off).Titanic: A lady who goes down first time out.Todger Dodger: A lesbian.X-Piles: Unwanted visitors from Uranus.</blockquote>

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