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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4126074" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Blonde MomentThe Polish Blonde....A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to hermother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $150 sheexclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money, but I would do ANYTHING to get amessage to my mother in Poland!" The man arched an eyebrow and asked,"Anything?" "Yes, anything!" the blonde promised.With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next roomand ordered, "Come in and close the door." She did. He then said,"Get onyour knees." She did. Then he said, 'Take down my zipper." She did.He said, "Go ahead...take it out." She took it out and grabbed holdof it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered,"Well....go ahead!" The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, andwhile holding it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO....MOM?"A father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that, son, oryou'll go blind."The kid says, "Pop, I'm over here."Chinese words for pussy: Tongue chowChinese words for bad pussy: Tongue chow yuckQ: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yellingat the front door, who do you let in first?A: The dog of course. He'll shut up after you let him in.Q: What do you call a woman without an ass?A: Divorced.Q: How do you know when you're really ugly?A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.Q: What does an old woman have between her breasts that a youngwoman doesn't?A: A navel.Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?A: Put a nipple on it.There was a young maid from BelfastWho had trouble getting it pastThe warts and the scabsThat she got from the ladsWho wiped their tools on her arse.</blockquote>

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