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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4117114" data-attributes="member: 14320">The SpittoonA wino walked into a bar one day, and started begging for drinks.One of the patrons tells him he'll buy the old sot a drink, butfirst he has to take a drink from the spittoon over in the corner.The wino is in a bad way, so he takes the guy up on his offer, goesover and picks up the spittoon, raises it to his lips, and startschugging away.The guy at the bar, who didn't really believe the wino would takehim up on his offer, is horrified. "Stop! Stop!" he yells, "I'llbuy you a drink now!"But the wino keeps on drinking from the spittoon.Again the guy at the bar calls out, "Stop! Put the spittoon down!I'll buy you a drink!"But the wino keeps on drinking. Finally, after about five minuteshe stops, and puts the spittoon down.So they guy at the bar says, "Hey, didn't you hear me telling youto stop? Why didn't you stop?""I couldn't," the wino replies, "it was all one string."====================A little poem:Sing a song of syphilis,A fanny full of crabs,Four and twenty blackheads,Twice as many scabs,When the scabs pop open,The heads began to sing,Wasn't that a dirty cunt,To stick your penis in.Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?A. Kermit's FingerQ. What's the difference between sin and shame?A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?A. A salad shooter</blockquote>

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