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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4032428" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Salesman's Nightmare</strong></p><p></p><p>A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.</p><p></p><p>"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."</p><p></p><p>"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.</p><p></p><p>"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. " And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all over her hallway carpet.</p><p></p><p>"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."</p><p></p><p>"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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