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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4028294" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Her Body Hurts</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that</p><p>her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible! " says the doctor.</p><p>"Show me."</p><p></p><p>The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams,</p><p>then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes</p><p>her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.</p><p>Everywhere she touches makes her scream.</p><p></p><p>The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she</p><p>says,"I'm actually a blonde."</p><p></p><p>"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()()()()</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about</p><p>something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.</p><p></p><p>When the time came to present what they had found, the first little boy</p><p>called upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of</p><p>chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.</p><p></p><p>Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said</p><p>the little boy. "Well, I can see that," the teacher said, "but what is</p><p>so exciting about a period?"</p><p></p><p>"Danged if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning, my sister</p><p>was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man</p><p>next door shot himself."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()()()()</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What has 80 balls and fucks little old ladies?</p><p>A: Bingo.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the cock say to the rubber?</p><p>A: Cover me - I'm goin' in!</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when your having a wank?</p><p>A: Your ears listening for footsteps.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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