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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4025207" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane</strong></p><p></p><p>*You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.</p><p>*The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.</p><p>*The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.</p><p>*There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.</p><p>*You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.</p><p>*It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.</p><p>*The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.</p><p>*There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.</p><p>*You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.</p><p>*Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.</p><p>*You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.</p><p>*You slice your tongue licking an envelope.</p><p>*Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.</p><p>*A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.</p><p>*There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.</p><p>*You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.</p><p>*The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.</p><p>*A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.</p><p>*You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.</p><p>*The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.</p><p>*You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.</p><p>*People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.</p><p>*Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.</p><p>*You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.</p><p>*You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.</p><p>*You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.</p><p>*You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4025207, member: 14320"] [B]Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane[/B] *You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. *The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. *The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. *There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. *You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. *It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. *The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. *There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. *You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. *Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth. *You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette. *You slice your tongue licking an envelope. *Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. *A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. *There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. *You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. *The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. *A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. *You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. *The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. *You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. *People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. *Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. *You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. *You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. *You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it. *You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. [/QUOTE]
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