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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4007892" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty Little JohnnyLittle Johnny started a new job on Friday. On Monday he called in andsaid, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."He worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday he called inagain and said, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."The boss asked the foreman about him, and the foreman said, "He's great.He does the work of two men. We need him."So the boss called Little Johnny into his office, and said, "You seem tohave a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'dhate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with?Drugs? Alcohol?"Little Johnny said, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But mybrother-in-law drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. Soevery Monday morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She putsher head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and thenext thing you know, I'm fucking her."The boss said, "You fuck your sister, that's sick!?"Little Johnny replies, "Hey, I told you I was sick."@@@Mom took little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, "How did such a thing happen?"Johnny said, "It's that damn neighbor girl, Suzy. Her braces are toodarned sharp."_____The town drunk sent his son, Little Johnny, to fetch him some gin fromthe local bar. Little Johnny told bartender that his Dad wanted somegin.The bartender, winking at his customers, said, "There are three kinds ofgin, hydrogin, nitrogin, and drinking gin. Which kind does your Dadwant?"Little Johnny said he didn't know but would go ask.The bar patrons had a good laugh at bartender's cleverness. When LittleJohnny returned the bartender said, "What did your Dad say?"Little Johnny replied, "My Dad said to tell you that there were threekinds of turds, musturd, custurd, and you, you big shit".</blockquote>

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