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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4004069" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Royal Blood</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an</p><p>I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation". The nurse gives him a sealed</p><p>cup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man hasn't</p><p>come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?"</p><p></p><p>"I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I</p><p>poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?"</p><p></p><p>The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..."</p><p></p><p>She gets on her knees and begins to blow him.</p><p></p><p>"I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a cat who eats lemons?</p><p>A sour puss</p><p></p><p>What's the definition of eternity?</p><p>From the time you cum, 'till the time she goes home.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. And there are 5</p><p>people in my family, so it must be, that one of us is Chinese.</p><p>It's either my mom or my dad, my older brother Colin, me or</p><p>my youngest brother Ho-Cha-Chu. I think it's Colin.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man called the doctor's office and says that his wife has the flu and</p><p>needs an appointment.</p><p>The receptionist replied that the office was going to be closed for a</p><p>couple of days, but that he could have an appointment in 3 days.</p><p>The man went ballistic and yelled into the phone, "Three days?!!!</p><p>The doctor can't see her for three days?!!! She could be dead by then!"</p><p>Calmly the voice at the other end of the line replied, "If so, would</p><p>you please call to cancel the appointment?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4004069, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Royal Blood[/COLOR][/B] A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation". The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?" "I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?" The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..." She gets on her knees and begins to blow him. "I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!" [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. What do you call a cat who eats lemons? A sour puss What's the definition of eternity? From the time you cum, 'till the time she goes home. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be, that one of us is Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad, my older brother Colin, me or my youngest brother Ho-Cha-Chu. I think it's Colin. [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] A man called the doctor's office and says that his wife has the flu and needs an appointment. The receptionist replied that the office was going to be closed for a couple of days, but that he could have an appointment in 3 days. The man went ballistic and yelled into the phone, "Three days?!!! The doctor can't see her for three days?!!! She could be dead by then!" Calmly the voice at the other end of the line replied, "If so, would you please call to cancel the appointment?" [/QUOTE]
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