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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3965797" data-attributes="member: 14320">Asking A Man To Do Something Always remember these five important rules when asking a man to dosomething:1. Make sure the man is conscious.1a. Then give him a Blow Job2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three, or four hours, max.3b. Then ... give him a Blow Job4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. A blow job will usually do just fine.Or, offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.Or, threaten to not give him a blow job.6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt".7. When all else fails ... Blow Job.OK, seven rules.999999Returning from the men's room, a bar customer was shaking hishead. "What's the matter?" inquired the bartender."While I was in the bathroom back there, I noticed among thescribbling on the wall, and one that said: WENDY GIVES REALLYFABULOUS HEAD - ABSOLUTELY THE GREATEST B.J. IN THE WHOLE WIDEWORLD!" replied the customer."Ah buddy, I wouldn't give it a second thought, we get jerks in herelike anywhere else," said the bartender."I know," continue the head shaker. "One of them has scratched outthephone number!"</blockquote>

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