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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3956080" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">An Orphanage</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia. One day,</p><p>the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave</p><p>and seek their way in life.</p><p></p><p>"You have led a very sheltered life and you are going into an extremely</p><p>sinful world." she said. "I must warn you that men will take advantage</p><p>of you. They'll do anything to get their way. They'll take you to</p><p>restaurants, buy you drinks and dinner, then back to their apartments</p><p>and motels where they'll undress you, do terrible things, give you</p><p>twenty or thirty dollars and kick you out."</p><p></p><p>"Excuse me, Mother." one of the girls asked. "You mean men will take</p><p>advantage of us and give us cash?"</p><p></p><p>"Yes child, why do you ask?"</p><p></p><p>"Because the priests only give us candy!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">yyyyy</span></strong></p><p></p><p>How can you tell your daughter's being abused at her day-care center?</p><p>You hand her a broom and she straddles it.</p><p></p><p>How can you tell your son's being abused at his day-care center?</p><p>He won't use a pacifier unless it's got hair on it</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">yyyyy</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A heckler asks an overweight comedian "How come you</p><p>are so fat?" The comedian replies Well, everytime I</p><p>screwed your mother, she gave me a biscuit."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">yyyyy</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Mary: I suspect that my ex used to visit prostitutes before we met.</p><p></p><p>Jill: What makes you think so?</p><p>Mary: Well, one night we were just playing around, and he picked me up</p><p>and headed for the bedroom.</p><p>Jill: So?</p><p>Mary: So I giggled and asked, "Should I struggle?" And he asked, "I</p><p>don't know. Does that cost extra?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3956080, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]An Orphanage[/COLOR][/B] Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia. One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave and seek their way in life. "You have led a very sheltered life and you are going into an extremely sinful world." she said. "I must warn you that men will take advantage of you. They'll do anything to get their way. They'll take you to restaurants, buy you drinks and dinner, then back to their apartments and motels where they'll undress you, do terrible things, give you twenty or thirty dollars and kick you out." "Excuse me, Mother." one of the girls asked. "You mean men will take advantage of us and give us cash?" "Yes child, why do you ask?" "Because the priests only give us candy!" [B][COLOR="Red"]yyyyy[/COLOR][/B] How can you tell your daughter's being abused at her day-care center? You hand her a broom and she straddles it. How can you tell your son's being abused at his day-care center? He won't use a pacifier unless it's got hair on it [B][COLOR="Red"]yyyyy[/COLOR][/B] A heckler asks an overweight comedian "How come you are so fat?" The comedian replies Well, everytime I screwed your mother, she gave me a biscuit." [B][COLOR="Red"]yyyyy[/COLOR][/B] Mary: I suspect that my ex used to visit prostitutes before we met. Jill: What makes you think so? Mary: Well, one night we were just playing around, and he picked me up and headed for the bedroom. Jill: So? Mary: So I giggled and asked, "Should I struggle?" And he asked, "I don't know. Does that cost extra?" [/QUOTE]
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