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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3953529" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">CHINESE FOR DUMMIES</span></strong>:</p><p></p><p>Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?</p><p>See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao</p><p>Stupid Man Dum Gai</p><p>Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni</p><p>Your price is too high! No Bai Dam Ting!!</p><p>Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?</p><p>I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni</p><p>I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat</p><p>It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?</p><p>Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?</p><p>That was an unauthorized execution Lin Ching</p><p>I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?</p><p>This is a tow away zone No Pah King</p><p>Know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?</p><p>You are not very bright Yu So Dum</p><p>I got this for free Ai No Pei</p><p>I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?</p><p>Please, stay a while longer Wai Go Nao?</p><p>Our meeting was for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao</p><p>They have arrived Hia Dei Kum</p><p>Stay out of sight Lei Lo</p><p>He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka</p><p>Your body odor is offensive Hu Man Go!</p><p>Pew! does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> ssssssssssssssss</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A girl of 23 married a man of 84, and they asked her how things went.</p><p>"Well," she laughed, "Did you ever try to put a marshmallow in a piggy</p><p>bank?"</p><p></p><p>Why do midgets laugh when they run?</p><p>Because the grass tickles their nuts!</p><p></p><p>What do you call a gay milkman?</p><p>Dairy queen.</p><p></p><p>How did the Pollack teach his kid to put on his underwear?</p><p>Brown spots in the back..Yellow spots in the front</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">sssss</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Ray and Bubba, two old Navy buddies, are on leave and decide to go to</p><p>Bubba's house and get drunk. Lo and behold they run out of beer, so</p><p>Bubba says that he will go for more. As he is leaving he tells his</p><p>wife, Linda-Lou, to show Ray her best Southern hospitality.</p><p>She agrees.</p><p></p><p>Bubba comes back with the beer and finds Ray and Linda-Lou screwing</p><p>right on the kitchen floor. Bubba yells, "What are you doing</p><p>Linda-Lou?"</p><p></p><p>She replies, "You told me to show Ray my best Southern hospitality."</p><p></p><p>Bubba then says, "Well, girl, arch your back! Poor Ray's balls are on</p><p>the floor!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3953529, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]CHINESE FOR DUMMIES[/COLOR][/B]: Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Gai Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high! No Bai Dam Ting!! Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here Wai So Dim? Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting? That was an unauthorized execution Lin Ching I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone No Pah King Know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? You are not very bright Yu So Dum I got this for free Ai No Pei I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi? Please, stay a while longer Wai Go Nao? Our meeting was for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao They have arrived Hia Dei Kum Stay out of sight Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive Hu Man Go! Pew! does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung? [B][COLOR="Red"] ssssssssssssssss[/COLOR][/B] A girl of 23 married a man of 84, and they asked her how things went. "Well," she laughed, "Did you ever try to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank?" Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their nuts! What do you call a gay milkman? Dairy queen. How did the Pollack teach his kid to put on his underwear? Brown spots in the back..Yellow spots in the front [B][COLOR="Red"]sssss[/COLOR][/B] Ray and Bubba, two old Navy buddies, are on leave and decide to go to Bubba's house and get drunk. Lo and behold they run out of beer, so Bubba says that he will go for more. As he is leaving he tells his wife, Linda-Lou, to show Ray her best Southern hospitality. She agrees. Bubba comes back with the beer and finds Ray and Linda-Lou screwing right on the kitchen floor. Bubba yells, "What are you doing Linda-Lou?" She replies, "You told me to show Ray my best Southern hospitality." Bubba then says, "Well, girl, arch your back! Poor Ray's balls are on the floor!" [/QUOTE]
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