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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3932955" data-attributes="member: 14320">Tasteless Death JokesA strange looking man walked into a funeral home and said to the mortician, "I will give you $100 for the vagina of the blonde lying in that casket in the front room."The mortician looks at the guy in disgust, "Are you mad?" he replies, "I could lose my license!""How about the $200 then!" the man says.The mortician thought about this for a moment, then said, "All right, you have a deal, but keep it quiet OK?"Locking the doors and pulling the drapes, he went to work, scalpel in hand.In minutes he was holding a dripping bloody pussy at arms length, and he asked nervously, "How would you like it wrapped?""Never mind wrapping it," said the man, "I will eat it here!"BBBBBBBBBBBThe Top Ten Reasons Why Suicide Is Better Than Sex!10) You can still commit suicide when you're drunk.09) You don't have to worry about 'safe' suicide.08) Nobody wakes you up to ask for more.07) There is no limit to the number of techniques.06) Nobody ever asks for a long term suicide commitment.05) Who cares if you get a disease?04) Doing it by yourself is just as good.03) It's easier than finding a date on a Saturday night.02) Nobody ever complains about 'bad' suicide.01) You don't have to clean up the mess.BBBBBBBBBBWhat did the husband do when he saw his wife staggering around the backyard?He reloaded and shot her again!What's the worse thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the coffin lid falls and hits you on the head!How does an artist draw an LA gang member?Outlined in chalk!How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow fell on her!</blockquote>

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