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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3920898" data-attributes="member: 14320">The HeadNine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately it was born without arms or legs---without even a torso. It was just a head, still, the Coopers loved and cared for their child, spoiling and indulging it. Finally after 20 years, the Coopers took a much needed vacation, and whom should they meet but a European doctor who had recently achieved a medical breakthrough. "I know," he said, "how to attach arms and legs to your child, how to make him whole."The Coopers cut their trip short, rushed home and into the room where the head lay in its crib, and said, "Honey Mom and Dad have the most wonderful surprise for you!""No," shrieked the head, "Not another fucking hat!" ==========A well-dressed young woman swathed in a beautiful leopard fur coat was accosted by a screaming animal activist who yelled, "And what poor creature had to die so you could have that fur coat??"The woman replied, "My Mother-in-Law" ==========A down-hearted man in a greasy spoon diner asks the waitress for a meatloaf dinner and some kind words. She brings the meatloaf, but doesn't say a thing."Hey," he says, "what about the kind words?'She replies, "Don't eat the meatloaf."==========The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?""Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat.""But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"==========A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties.The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman "use more soap on panties".This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. Finally the Chinaman responded with,"use more paper on ass."</blockquote>

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