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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3912473" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">English language</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at</p><p>McDonald's.</p><p></p><p>Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.</p><p></p><p>Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall</p><p></p><p>Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage</p><p></p><p>Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with</p><p></p><p>Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate</p><p></p><p>Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen</p><p>cabinets</p><p></p><p>Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a living</p><p></p><p>Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist</p><p></p><p>Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does</p><p></p><p>Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when his bag was full of</p><p>loot</p><p></p><p>Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots</p><p></p><p>Paradox \par'-u-doks\: two physicians</p><p></p><p>Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel</p><p>Tower.</p><p></p><p>Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm</p><p></p><p>Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with</p><p></p><p>Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV</p><p></p><p>Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring</p><p></p><p>Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife</p><p></p><p>Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six</p><p></p><p>Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does</p><p></p><p>Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like,</p><p>submarines, man</p><p></p><p>Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government</p><p>official</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸, ø¤º°`°º¤ø</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.</p><p>"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"</p><p>"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you</p><p>think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"</p><p>"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the</p><p>BODY?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3912473, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]English language[/COLOR][/B] Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a living Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots Paradox \par'-u-doks\: two physicians Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government official [B][COLOR="Red"]ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸, ø¤º°`°º¤ø[/COLOR][/B] Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?" [/QUOTE]
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