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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3853893" data-attributes="member: 14320">10 Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time we had sex this year.Here's a $5 gift certificate for MacDonald's.8. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut ifit'll shut ya up.7. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?6. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.5. I thought we only celebrated important events?4. Having sex doesn't count as a gift?3. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still inlove.2. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about sex.1. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.{{{{{A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.""You're wasting your time," said the boy."Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled."Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."{{{{{For any of you out there who is trying to conceive and using one ofthose home pregnancy tests and can't quite figure out the results,here's a handy little reference guide.EPT (early pregnancy test) - Blue means not pregnant. Pinkmeans pregnant. Brown means you had it in the wrong hole.</blockquote>

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