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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3774983" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>West Virginia Folk</strong></p><p></p><p>A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his</p><p>beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.</p><p>=</p><p>How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried</p><p>tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.</p><p>=</p><p>Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West</p><p>Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high</p><p>schools.</p><p>=</p><p>What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia? Documentaries.</p><p>=</p><p>Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia. If it had been</p><p>invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.</p><p>=</p><p>A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to</p><p>the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"</p><p>=</p><p>Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State Lottery? The</p><p>winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.</p><p>=</p><p>The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down! Yep. Pert' near</p><p>took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too.</p><p>Both books went up in flames and they hadn't even finished coloring one</p><p>of them.</p><p>=</p><p>A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets</p><p>divorced, they are STILL cousins.</p><p>=</p><p>At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the West Virginia driver</p><p>what gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat</p><p>and camouflage hunting outfit"</p><p>=</p><p>Folks in West Virginia now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told</p><p>"17 and under are not admitted".</p><p>=</p><p>A West Virginia man walked into a Kwik Stop and asked for all the cash</p><p>in the drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the</p><p>store clerk and worked the counter himself for 3 hours until police</p><p>showed up and grabbed him.</p><p>=</p><p>A West Virginia man spoke frantically into the phone, 'my wife is</p><p>pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her</p><p>first child?", the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her</p><p>husband!"</p><p>=</p><p>I have learned that if you upset your wife she nags you..... If you</p><p>upset her even more you get the silent treatment. Don't you think it's</p><p>worth the extra effort?</p><p>=</p><p>When your wife asks, "Do I look fat?"</p><p>The correct response is, "Do I look stupid?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3774983, member: 14320"] [B]West Virginia Folk[/B] A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. = How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. = Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. = What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia? Documentaries. = Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush. = A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?" = Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. = The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books went up in flames and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them. = A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. = At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the West Virginia driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit" = Folks in West Virginia now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17 and under are not admitted". = A West Virginia man walked into a Kwik Stop and asked for all the cash in the drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for 3 hours until police showed up and grabbed him. = A West Virginia man spoke frantically into the phone, 'my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!" = I have learned that if you upset your wife she nags you..... If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment. Don't you think it's worth the extra effort? = When your wife asks, "Do I look fat?" The correct response is, "Do I look stupid?" [/QUOTE]
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