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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3758711" data-attributes="member: 14320">Missed Her PeriodAn eighteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she hasmissed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to thedrugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girlis pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was thepig that did this to you? I want to know!"The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brandnew Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, withgray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out ofit and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, themother and the girl, and tells them:"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, Ican't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll takecharge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, abeach Villa and a $1,000, 000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacywill be a couple of factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it istwins, a factory and $500,000 each. However, if there is amiscarriage......."At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, placesa hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You'll fuck heragain!"~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called his wife into his office alone.He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease,combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, yourhusband can die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasantand make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, fix him a nutritiousmeal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burdenhim with chores. Don't discuss your stress; this will probably make himfeel worse. And most importantly, you must be intimate with your husbandevery day of the week, giving him oral sex every other day. If you cando this for at least 10 months to a year, I think your husband willregain his health completely."On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say toyou?""You're going to die."</blockquote>

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