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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3749449" data-attributes="member: 14320">A man walks into a whorehouse late one night. He wants to geta good-looking whore, but they're all occupied right now. Heends up with the most God-awful-looking, old, saggy bitch, andhe was so disgusted, all he could do was shit in her face.To his surprise, he enjoyed this a lot. This became a nightlyaffair for him, as he would ask for the old whore and shit inher face.Unfortunately, after a couple weeks, the thrill wore off, so thenext time he went in, he asked for a pretty girl and fucked her.As he was leaving, the old whore ran up to him, fell at his feetand said, "What's the matter, don't you love me anymore?"YYYYYAt the movie theater a man noticed a young woman sitting all byherself.He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and wasfrigging herself furiously.He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help.She agreed, and the man started fingering her like crazy. When hetired and withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see hergo back to work on herself with both hands.Wasn't I good enough?" he asked sheepishly.You were great," she said,but these crabs are still itching!"YYYYYThere's a young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a piss, can I squeeze past you?""Why don't you squat down on the floor and do it" says the boyfriend. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you.""OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a grab.He feels something long and hard and says, "Urgh! Have you changed your sex?""No" she says "I've changed my mind... I'm having a shit instead."</blockquote>

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