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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3745673" data-attributes="member: 14320"> The First TimeThe husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first timewe had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavernwhere you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.""Yes, she says, "I remember it well.""Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can doit for old time's sake?""Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these twoold-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them sothere's no trouble." So he follows them.They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided bywalking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make theirway to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops histrousers.As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policemanhas ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally, they bothcollapse panting on the ground.The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life thathe didn't know.After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couplestruggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got toask them what their secret is.As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was somethingelse! You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort ofsecret to this?"The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence!@@@A man comes home from work one day to find his girlfriend at the front with her bags packed and ready to leave.The man asks, "why are you leaving?"She replies "word around the neighborhood is that your a pedophile."He answers "That's a pretty big word for a six year old.</blockquote>

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