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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3739607" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Tent PoleJohn woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over tohis wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakenedthough, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his littleboy into the room and asked him to bring it to his wife. The note read:The Tent Pole Is Up,The Canvas Is Spread,The Hell With Breakfast,Come Back To Bed.Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to herhusband. The note read:Take The Tent Pole Down,Put The Canvas Away,The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,No Circus Today.John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his sonto bring it to his wife. The note read:The Tent Pole's Still Up,And The Canvas Still Spread,So Drop What You're Doing,And Come Give Me Some Head.Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to herhusband. The note read:I'm Sure That Your Pole'sThe Best In The Land.But I'm Busy Right Now,So Do It By Hand!~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*How do you fuck a fat chick?Get a pound of hamburger and a poodle. Put the hamburger in her pussy,and while the dog eats the hamburger, fuck it up the ass.~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*Jenny, despite her good looks and charm, had still never dated any boysat the age of 19. Today she was asking her aunt Martha for advice withboys."Martha," she started, "I've just started French kissing Tommy and Ineed to know where the spit should go. I don't want to dribble on myboyfriend.""Swallow." her aunt advised. "This will make you even more popularlater on."</blockquote>

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