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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3667110" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> A Redneck Farmer</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his</p><p>son was masturbating several times a day out in the barn.</p><p></p><p>"Boy, you gotta quit that! Go out and git yo'self a wife."</p><p>So the boy went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to</p><p>whom he got married. But a week or so after the wedding, the</p><p>farmer found his son choking the chicken again.</p><p></p><p>"You crazy boy!!" he yelled, "That Elli-Mae's a fine young</p><p>gal!!"</p><p></p><p>"I know Paw," the boy replied, "but her arm gits tired</p><p>sometimes!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">.:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:.</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in</p><p>your ear?"</p><p></p><p>The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!"</p><p></p><p>To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth for</p><p>the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">.:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:.</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Man: "Haven't we met before?"</p><p></p><p>Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">----</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There Once Was A Man From Nantucket</p><p>Whose Dick Was So Big He Could Suck It</p><p>He Said With A Grin</p><p>As He Wiped Off His Chin</p><p>If My Ear Was A Cunt I Would Fuck It</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">---</span></strong></p><p>Jack and Jill went up the hill</p><p>And planned to do some kissing.</p><p>Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass</p><p>And now two of his teeth are missing.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">----</span></strong></p><p>Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?</p><p>A: Walnuts</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call nuts on a chest?</p><p>A: Chestnuts</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call nuts on a chin?</p><p>A: Blowjob</p><p></p><p>Q. Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?</p><p>A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">----</span></strong></p><p>I once had a girlfriend that was so skinny, every time her nipples got</p><p>hard she would tip over.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3667110, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] A Redneck Farmer[/COLOR][/B] The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in the barn. "Boy, you gotta quit that! Go out and git yo'self a wife." So the boy went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son choking the chicken again. "You crazy boy!!" he yelled, "That Elli-Mae's a fine young gal!!" "I know Paw," the boy replied, "but her arm gits tired sometimes!" [B][COLOR="Red"].:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:.[/COLOR][/B] A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?" [B][COLOR="Red"] .:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:.[/COLOR][/B] Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." [B][COLOR="Red"]----[/COLOR][/B] There Once Was A Man From Nantucket Whose Dick Was So Big He Could Suck It He Said With A Grin As He Wiped Off His Chin If My Ear Was A Cunt I Would Fuck It [B][COLOR="Red"]---[/COLOR][/B] Jack and Jill went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass And now two of his teeth are missing. [B][COLOR="Red"]----[/COLOR][/B] Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Walnuts Q: What do you call nuts on a chest? A: Chestnuts Q: What do you call nuts on a chin? A: Blowjob Q. Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic? A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass. [B][COLOR="Red"]----[/COLOR][/B] I once had a girlfriend that was so skinny, every time her nipples got hard she would tip over. [/QUOTE]
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