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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3660445" data-attributes="member: 14320">There once was a girl from north shoreWho'd been fucked more times than a whoreHer cunt was so wet you could drive in a 'vetteWith room left to open the door@@@@@Q. How did the john know how many times his favorite whore had gotten fucked that night?A. He drank her douche and counted the lumps as they went down.Q. What's the definition of gross?A. Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass.@@@@@Three faggots die in a car accident. All three were cremated... afterthe funeral their lovers were talking about what was to become of theashes.The first fag said "well, my lover was a pilot, He just loved to fly, so Iam going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the air."The next fag says, "my lover was a sailor, He just loved the water, I amgoing to scatter his ashes in the ocean."The final fag says, "well, my partner was a great lover, he just loved toscrew, I am going to mix his ashes into a pot of my Texas three alarmchili so he can tear my ass up one more time."@@@@@Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one smells something foul. He turns to the other. "Hey man," he says, "did you shit yourself?""Yeah," says the second drunk."Well, why don't you go clean yourself up?""I ain't through yet.@@@@@Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.The doctor walks in and Michael asks:"Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."@@@@@Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet?Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minuteCan Granny take me?Why?Her hand shakes.Mommy, Mommy! I don't want lemonade!Shut up and lift my skirt!"Mommy, mommy I hate sister's guts!""Shut up and eat what's put in front of you!""Mommy, mommy can I lick the bowl?""No. Flush it!"</blockquote>

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