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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3624286" data-attributes="member: 14320">Can't Lose WeightA 700 pound man walks into a doctor's office. This doctor is known forhis unusual but effective methods. The man says, "Doctor you must helpme. I have tried everything. I just cannot lose this weight." The doctorhesitates for a minute. He finally looks up and says, "The only thing Ican do is to sew your mouth shut and teach you to eat from your butt."The man agrees. He returns one week later to have the procedure.Six months pass and the patient returns to have the stitches out. Thedoctor says, "Now return to me in 1 month for a post-op checkup." Thepatient agrees and leaves an astonishing 180 pounds. One monthlater, the patient returns for his post-op checkup. As the patient sitsdown in the chair, the doctor notices the man is twitching his butt upand down. He lets it go and continues his examination. After one hour ofwatching this man twitch his butt, the doctor can't take it anymore.He finally says, "Mr. Robertson. I have concluded that you have anervous tick in your butt as a result of your operation." The manthinks, laughs out loud, and says "Doc that ain't no twitch. I'm chewinggum. Wanna see me blow a bubble?"</blockquote>

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