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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3609761" data-attributes="member: 14320">A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?"The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."=================Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mudWanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubblesWanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paperI have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.What is the difference between a sin and shame?It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack""No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?A. Because its finger licking good!Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face</blockquote>

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