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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3598978" data-attributes="member: 14320">The BumblebeeOne day a young man and woman were intheir bedroom making love. All of a suddena bumblebee entered the bedroom window.As the young lady parted her legs the beeentered her vagina. The woman startedscreaming "Oh my God, help me, there's abee in my vagina!"The husband immediately took her to thelocal doctor and explained the situation.The doctor thought for a moment and said"Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solutionto the problem if young sir would permit."The husband being very concerned agreedthat the doctor could use whatever method toget the bee out of his wife's vagina.The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rubsome honey over the top of my penis andinsert it into your wife's vagina. When I feelthe bee getting closer to the tip of my penis Ishall withdraw it and the bee should hopefullyfollow my penis out of your wife's vagina.The husband nodded and gave his approval.The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, justget on with it."So the doctor, after covering the tip of his peniswith honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina.After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said,"I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet.Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After awhile the doctor began shafting the young ladyvery hard indeed. The young lady began to quiverwith excitement. She began to moan and groanaloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, lookedlike he was enjoying himself, he then put his handson the young lady's breasts and started makingloud noises.The husband at this point suddenly became veryannoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! Whatthe Hell do you think you're doing?"The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change ofplan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"</blockquote>

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