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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3559013" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two Gay MenTwo gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm,then have a surrogate motherartificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rushto the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are cryingand screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points outthe happy child as theirs."Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappychildren, and ours is so happy." The nurse says, "He's happy now, ... but just wait until wetake the pacifier out of his ass."~~~~~~~~A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red."Are you the owner?"she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. Actually,"No" he replies."I'm just the manager.""Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him."She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair."I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused,"he's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?""Yes,there is. I need you to give him a message."She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently."Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."~~~~~~~~LOUD SEX:A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem,doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets outthis ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that'scompletely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is,"shecomplained, "It wakes me up!"QUIET SEX:Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wifeduring a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me whenyou have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You'renever home!"</blockquote>