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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3557068" data-attributes="member: 14320">How Yodeling StartedHave you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?California?Oregon? Switzerland? Most believe it originated inSwitzerland, and here's the real version.Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains ofSwitzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhereto sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if hecould spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.As the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from upstairs andasked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?""That's some fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "He needs aplace to stay for the night, so I said he could sleep in the barn."The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plateof food and took it out to the barn.About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled andstraw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhapsthe man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out tothe barn, and she too did not return for an hour.Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly and her hairall messed up. She also headed straight to bed.The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued onhis journey, waving to the farmer as he left.When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, shebroke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she cried."We made such passionate love last night !""What ?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house lookingfor the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.The farmer screamed up at him, " I'm going to get you ! You had sexwith my daughter ! "The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next tohis mouth, and yelled out," LAIDTHEOLADEETOO "===================A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer tohave sex: It was found that men preferred to engage insexual activity on the days that started with "T":TuesdayThursdayThanksgivingTodayTomorrowThaturday and Thunday===================There are 2 kinds of people in this world.Those that want to get ahead, and those that just want to get head.===================Did you hear about the blonde who got a Toy Poodle for her Birthday??She Killed It Trying To Get The Batteries Up It's Ass!</blockquote>

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