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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3554936" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Little Girl's Parents</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One day a little girl's parents were fighting in the kitchen and the father calls the mother a bitch and the mother calls the father a hoe. The little girl asked what they meant. The parents replied that it meant a very nice person. The father exclaims that the mothers has small tits. The little girl asks what tits are. The mother said that they were shoes. The mother told the father that he had a small dick. Once again the girl asks what a dick is and the father had said that it was a coat.</p><p>Later on the father was upstairs shaving And the little girl was watching and asked what he was putting on his face. He cuts himself and says "SHIT!!". So she goes down into the kitchen where her mother was and she asked what she was doing to the turkey. She also cut heself with the carving knife and says "FUCK!!".</p><p>The doorbell rings and she answers it. She sais to the visitors "come on in all you bitches and hoes, take off your dicks and your tits. My father is upstars putting shit on his face and my mother is in the kitchen fucking the turkey".</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Deaf Couple</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off.</p><p>He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says "What's up with your neighbors?" and the owner of the house says "Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they're both deaf. She's telling him to go milk the cow and he's telling her to go fuck herself!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">5 Bucks Hooker</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.</p><p></p><p>A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?"</p><p></p><p>"For how much?" asks the man.</p><p></p><p>"One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.</p><p></p><p>"I'll give you five bucks," he replies.</p><p></p><p>The hooker swears at him and walks away.</p><p></p><p>A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk.</p><p></p><p>As they round the corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes one look at the man and his wife and says, "HA!… see what you get for five bucks?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3554936, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Little Girl's Parents[/COLOR][/B] One day a little girl's parents were fighting in the kitchen and the father calls the mother a bitch and the mother calls the father a hoe. The little girl asked what they meant. The parents replied that it meant a very nice person. The father exclaims that the mothers has small tits. The little girl asks what tits are. The mother said that they were shoes. The mother told the father that he had a small dick. Once again the girl asks what a dick is and the father had said that it was a coat. Later on the father was upstairs shaving And the little girl was watching and asked what he was putting on his face. He cuts himself and says "SHIT!!". So she goes down into the kitchen where her mother was and she asked what she was doing to the turkey. She also cut heself with the carving knife and says "FUCK!!". The doorbell rings and she answers it. She sais to the visitors "come on in all you bitches and hoes, take off your dicks and your tits. My father is upstars putting shit on his face and my mother is in the kitchen fucking the turkey". [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Deaf Couple[/COLOR][/B] A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says "What's up with your neighbors?" and the owner of the house says "Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they're both deaf. She's telling him to go milk the cow and he's telling her to go fuck herself!" [B][COLOR="Teal"]5 Bucks Hooker[/COLOR][/B] A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside. A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?" "For how much?" asks the man. "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers. "I'll give you five bucks," he replies. The hooker swears at him and walks away. A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. As they round the corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes one look at the man and his wife and says, "HA!… see what you get for five bucks?" [/QUOTE]
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