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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3510697" data-attributes="member: 14320">Atlantic CityThis guy is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and heruns into a hooker.He says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The nextnight, he runs into the same hooker. They go under the boardwalk,only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incrediblefarts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-FIVE dollars.She says, "What the extra five?"He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."Q: Three tampons were walking down the street. How manyof them stopped to say "Hi"?.A: None. They were all stuck up cunts.Q: When do you know you're really ugly?A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.Q: What's green and has an IQ of 160?A: A platoon of marines.Q: What's the definition of saturated fat?A: Rush Limbaugh in a hot tub.Q: Why does a dog lick his ass?A: Because he knows in 5 minutes he'll be licking your face.Q: What is the definition of pile carpeting?A: Hair on hemorrhoids.Q: What's the worst thing about eating a bald pussy?A: Putting the diaper back on.*****Really Gross!!Little Jack HornerSat in the corner,Playing with Grandma's twat.He stuck in his pinky,Pulled it out stinkyAnd said, "Damn, it's beginnin' to rot!"</blockquote>

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