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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3486013" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">It Feels Good</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I</p><p>got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She's got a red and</p><p>white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team.</p><p>Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good." The next day when they</p><p>come home his wife asks, "How was your day?" The man say, "Fantastic!</p><p>It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You</p><p>know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!"</p><p>The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his</p><p>wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?" She says, "Oh,</p><p>nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two</p><p>inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, hell, it</p><p>feels good!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>She demanded I gave her affection</p><p>Then opened her thighs for inspection;</p><p>I found her quite nice</p><p>'Til I noticed the lice</p><p>And immediately lost my erection.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3486013, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]It Feels Good[/COLOR][/B] A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good." The next day when they come home his wife asks, "How was your day?" The man say, "Fantastic! It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!" The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?" She says, "Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, hell, it feels good!" [B][COLOR="Red"]********[/COLOR][/B] She demanded I gave her affection Then opened her thighs for inspection; I found her quite nice 'Til I noticed the lice And immediately lost my erection. [/QUOTE]
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