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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3471740" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?</p><p>Goes-in-tight!</p><p></p><p>What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?</p><p>Depends... [LOL!!!]</p><p></p><p>What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?</p><p>A tearjerker.</p><p></p><p>Define "Egghead "</p><p>What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.</p><p></p><p>What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?</p><p>"How cum?"</p><p></p><p>What's the definition of a vagina?</p><p>The box a penis comes in.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a truck load of vibrator?</p><p>Toys for Twats.</p><p></p><p>What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?</p><p>S&M&M.</p><p></p><p>Why do we have orgasms?</p><p>How else would we know when to stop?</p><p></p><p>What's the definition of indefinitely?</p><p>When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in...definitely!</p><p></p><p>Define Transvestite:</p><p>A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!</p><p></p><p>What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?</p><p>A scrotum pole!</p><p></p><p>What's the ultimate in rejection?</p><p>When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.</p><p></p><p>How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?</p><p>By sitting down before the last guy gets up.</p><p></p><p>There's no business like show business,</p><p>but there's no job like a blowjob.</p><p></p><p>Have you heard about that blind hooker?</p><p>You've gotta hand it to her!</p><p></p><p>What do a coffin and a condom have in common?</p><p>They're both filled with stiffs,</p><p>but you come in one, and go in the other!</p><p></p><p>How are airplanes and women alike?</p><p>They both have cockpits.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?</p><p>Gladiator!</p><p></p><p>What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?</p><p>Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!</p><p></p><p>How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?</p><p>Put a nipple on it.</p><p></p><p>What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?</p><p>Slow down and use a lubricant.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?</p><p>One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?</p><p>Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak.</p><p></p><p>How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?</p><p>It's not hard.</p><p></p><p>What is a Yankee?</p><p>The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.</p><p></p><p>What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?</p><p>About three inches.</p><p></p><p>What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?</p><p>Sticks it in Olive Oyl.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3471740, member: 14320"] What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight! What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like? Depends... [LOL!!!] What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker. Define "Egghead " What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty. What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? "How cum?" What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in. What do you call a truck load of vibrator? Toys for Twats. What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M. Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop? What's the definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in...definitely! Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary! What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole! What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? By sitting down before the last guy gets up. There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob. Have you heard about that blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her! What do a coffin and a condom have in common? They're both filled with stiffs, but you come in one, and go in the other! How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits. What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator! What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob! How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? Sticks it in Olive Oyl. [/QUOTE]
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