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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3470227" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Newlywed Couple</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A newlywed couple were looking to decorate their new house. Whilst</p><p>bargain hunting, they found an unusual mirror, which the shop owner</p><p>states is "magical".</p><p>The couple buy the mirror, and place it on the back of their bedroom</p><p>door.</p><p>One day the wife decided to test the mirror out, and whilst looking</p><p>into the mirror said:</p><p>"Mirror, mirror on the door, Make my boobs size 44."</p><p>And lo and behold it came true! She ran down the stairs to show her</p><p>husband, who was utterly amazed. He proceeded to run up to the</p><p>bedroom,</p><p>and whilst looking in the mirror he said:</p><p>"Mirror, mirror on the door, Make my manhood touch the floor."</p><p>And then his legs fell off.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p>Two men were at a baseball game when one man looked over his</p><p>shoulder and spotted a woman sitting several rows behind them.</p><p></p><p>He nudged his buddy and said, "Hey, look up there, that lady is</p><p>not wearing panties!"</p><p></p><p>"Naw," came the reply, "she's got black lace panties on."</p><p></p><p>"No!" replied the first man, "that's the real thing!"</p><p></p><p>After arguing back and forth, they made a bet and asked the</p><p>vendor if he wanted to make a fast buck. The first man said,</p><p>"Hey buddy, go up there and see if it's the real thing or black</p><p>lace panties."</p><p></p><p>The vendor goes up, grabs a quick look and runs back to the two</p><p>men.</p><p></p><p>"Well," asked the first man, "isn't it the real thing?"</p><p></p><p>"Nope." came the reply from the vendor.</p><p></p><p>"Then I was right, she has black lace panties on, right?"</p><p></p><p>"Nope." came the reply again.</p><p></p><p>"For Pete's sake, man," yelled the first man, "it's got to be</p><p>one or the other!"</p><p></p><p>"Nope," replied the vendor. "It's flies."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I hate Daddy's guts!</p><p>Well push them aside and eat your vegetables.</p><p>Mommy, Mommy! can I have a bike for Christmas?</p><p>Shut up son, you already have your wheelchair.</p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Who will I stay with while you are gone?</p><p>Grandma Dear, now get in the coffin.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3470227, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Newlywed Couple[/COLOR][/B] A newlywed couple were looking to decorate their new house. Whilst bargain hunting, they found an unusual mirror, which the shop owner states is "magical". The couple buy the mirror, and place it on the back of their bedroom door. One day the wife decided to test the mirror out, and whilst looking into the mirror said: "Mirror, mirror on the door, Make my boobs size 44." And lo and behold it came true! She ran down the stairs to show her husband, who was utterly amazed. He proceeded to run up to the bedroom, and whilst looking in the mirror he said: "Mirror, mirror on the door, Make my manhood touch the floor." And then his legs fell off. [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Two men were at a baseball game when one man looked over his shoulder and spotted a woman sitting several rows behind them. He nudged his buddy and said, "Hey, look up there, that lady is not wearing panties!" "Naw," came the reply, "she's got black lace panties on." "No!" replied the first man, "that's the real thing!" After arguing back and forth, they made a bet and asked the vendor if he wanted to make a fast buck. The first man said, "Hey buddy, go up there and see if it's the real thing or black lace panties." The vendor goes up, grabs a quick look and runs back to the two men. "Well," asked the first man, "isn't it the real thing?" "Nope." came the reply from the vendor. "Then I was right, she has black lace panties on, right?" "Nope." came the reply again. "For Pete's sake, man," yelled the first man, "it's got to be one or the other!" "Nope," replied the vendor. "It's flies." [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Mommy, Mommy! I hate Daddy's guts! Well push them aside and eat your vegetables. Mommy, Mommy! can I have a bike for Christmas? Shut up son, you already have your wheelchair. Mommy, Mommy! Who will I stay with while you are gone? Grandma Dear, now get in the coffin. [/QUOTE]
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