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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3416479" data-attributes="member: 14320"> My Penis Is OrangeA guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me.My penis is orange."The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so hecan check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy,"This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lotof stress in a person's life."Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy,"How are things going at work?"The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctortells him that this must be the cause of the stress. The guyresponds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hoursof overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening.I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours,I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is areally great guy."So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How'syour home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eightmonths ago."The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guysstress.But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag,nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch!"So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires,"Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit at home,watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"</blockquote>

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