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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3387960" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Farter Chart .... Types Of Farters(Part 1)VAIN : One who loves the smell of his own fartAMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fartLAZY : Just fizzlesAMIABLE : Likes to smell others' fartsPROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasantSHY : Blushes when he farts silentlyIRREVERENT : Farts in churchSMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are presentCLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same timeSCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts for later sniffingSTINGY : Belches to save his ass holeTIMID : Jumps when he fartsCONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudestUNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himselfFOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hoursBEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from othersNERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fartMISERABLE : Can't fart at allCONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to goGROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fartSNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dogDISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smellCHILDISH : Farts and then gigglesFRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then fartsBIG BULLY : Farts louder than othersDUMB : Enjoys others' farts, thinks they are his ownCUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eatingWISE GUY : Farts and asks who shitDAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's headMUSICAL : Tenor or bass, clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hellATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 timesSLOB : Farts and stains his underwearIMPUDENT : Farts out loud and then laughsENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollutionHONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reasonDISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dogTHRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserveANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in privateSTRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughterINTELLECTUAL : Analyzes the smell of his neighbors' fartWIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertionSADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the coversSENSITIVE : Farts and then starts cryingAQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toesMASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles</blockquote>

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