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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3386930" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Come Ons And Come Backs</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?</p><p>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more.</p><p>Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls</p><p>you a fat slut.</p><p></p><p>Man : Is this seat empty?</p><p>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.</p><p>Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking</p><p>on my cock.</p><p></p><p>Man: Your place or mine?</p><p>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.</p><p>Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in</p><p>the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.</p><p></p><p>Man: So, what do you do for a living?</p><p>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.</p><p>Man: So that's how you got that little moustache</p><p></p><p>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?</p><p>Woman: Unfertilized</p><p>Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load up your arse.</p><p></p><p>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.</p><p>Woman: But would you stay there?</p><p>Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of bitch</p><p>that's impossible to shake off once you've shagged her.</p><p></p><p>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.</p><p>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.</p><p>Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a bit</p><p>warm when I shove it in ya.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Why did the blonde call the welfare office?</p><p>She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!</p><p></p><p>Confucious Say: Man who kiss girl's behind, gets crack in face.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?</p><p>A: Kick his sister in the jaw.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's worse than a cardboard box?</p><p>A. Paper tits!</p><p></p><p>Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><strong>Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid</strong></span></p><p>1. Dumber than a box of hair.</p><p>2. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.</p><p>3. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.</p><p>4. All foam, no beer.</p><p>5. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.</p><p>6. If he/she had another brain, it would be lonely.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3386930, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Come Ons And Come Backs[/COLOR][/B] Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. Man : Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: So that's how you got that little moustache Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load up your arse. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of bitch that's impossible to shake off once you've shagged her. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a bit warm when I shove it in ya. [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! Confucious Say: Man who kiss girl's behind, gets crack in face. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q. What's worse than a cardboard box? A. Paper tits! Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR="Teal"][B]Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid[/B][/COLOR] 1. Dumber than a box of hair. 2. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. 3. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 4. All foam, no beer. 5. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. 6. If he/she had another brain, it would be lonely. [/QUOTE]
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